and i just realized that one of the doctors' name is eric foreman
like eric from that 70s show
i never realized because they always just call him foreman
he's a sexy sexy man (omar epps)
and one day in accounting when i had a laptop and nothing to do, i made a list of quotes
from tv shows and stuff
they're all great
Elliot: My life is a mess!
J.D.: At least you're pretty.
Elliot: Yeah, well, pretty don't pay the rent!
Carla: It does for my sister.
Elliot: Oh, my God, your sister's a prostitute?
Carla: She's a model. Come on, Elliot, we talked about thinking before we speak.
fresh prince of bel air:
Judge: Not only has she aged, but she has a beer belly too!
Phil: That's my wife, and she's pregnant.
Judge: Then she should lay off the beer!
simpsons: (these are lines that the malibu stacy doll says)
"I wish they taught shopping at school(!)"
"Let's bake some cookies for the boys."
"Don't ask me, I'm just a girl! *giggles*"
"Let's wear make-up so the boys will like us."
"Now let's forget our troubles with a big bowl of strawberry ice-cream!"
"Thinking too much gives you wrinkles."
"My name's Stacey, but you can call me *wolf-whistles*"
that 70s show:
Eric: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.
Red: Son, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you? is because you're a dumbass.
Martin: Why are you painting that horse?
Prop Designer: Cows don't look like cows on film, so we use horses.
Martin: What if you need a horse?
Prop Designer: Then we just tape together a bunch of cats.
Homer: I've heard 'em all. "I like you as a friend." "I think we should see other people." "I no speak English..."
Lisa: I get the idea.
Homer: "I'm married to the sea." "I don't want to kill you, but I will."
Lisa: I've entered the math fair. If I win I get a new protractor.
Homer: Hehe, too bad we don't live on a farm.
and i thought i had "house" quotes too but i don't
i'll put some in my next entry though
and i've fallen in love with the work of craig mcdean
he's an amazing photographer (mostly fashion)
i'll include some of his pics in my next entry as well